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 One week in Gran Canaria with men naked, everywhere.
A dazzling array of activities, from the most famous things to do, to things off-the-beaten-path. This mansion is the stuff of dreams. Wet dreams, really. Almost-like-a-porn-set dreams. A disco that’s doubles as a dungeon. A cedar sauna, where the only thing to look at is the other guys. A weight room, a game room, a bright red kitchen. And spacious bedrooms with marble-laden bathrooms. Perched right next to the cruising dunes of Maspalomas, this two-story sprawl feels like the perfect spot for your naughty fantasies. This is The Naked Gay Canary Island Villa.
Stepping into this villa’s like stepping into a time capsule. You’re immediately brought back to the 1970s – a time of sexual indulgence and excess. The furniture, the fixtures, the lighting – everything harkens back to a bygone era. Indeed, this villa even has a Disco Dungeon!
This house is ideal for all sorts of antics. Frisky hands in the outdoor Jacuzzi. A role-play “curious neighbor” scene in the foyer. A gangbang in the sauna. Watersports in the backyard. Eating food off someone, stretched on the long table in the Bavarian Wine Cellar. This mansion’s like being on a film set, during the golden age of porn – except more fun, because it’s real…
You’ve never been to a “Disco Dungeon” before? We’re not surprised – it’s our invention. It was actually pretty simple for us to conceive: the mansion’s got its own disco, complete with a great sound system, deep lighting, mirrors, an area with café tables and chairs, and even iconic musicians painted on one wall, “watching” the whole scene. It didn’t take us long to think how cool it would be to bring in some gear – like a sling, a Saint Andrew’s cross, a rim chair, restraints, harnesses, floggers and other fun fit for a dungeon – to make it the right fit for adventurous men. The mood’s lighthearted, so even guys with no prior experience will feel comfortable here, and not intimidated. The perfect place to explore – and maybe live out some fantasies…
Bedrooms can be shared or reserved as private rooms, if desired. All are fully air-conditioned. Sumptuous bathrooms are dripping with marble and glass. Rooms have tons of storage space, with floor to ceiling closets. And all easily access the classic Canarian patio (the open space in the middle of the house), a distinctive characteristic of traditional Canary Island architecture.
Indeed, the house easily doubles as a relaxing haven. It has a certain comfort level that feels like home – immediately welcoming, private, and not at all stuffy. The entire house is adorned with paintings and decorative arts. Most strikingly, it’s a true blend of decades past. From 1980s design motifs, to a Spanish aura with floor tiles and terra cotta roofs, to glitz, bling, and the basement’s fun and raunchy parts… this mansion’s got it all.
Each day, do things that truly interest you. Choose from two options:
• A "Famous Activity" (things first-timers to the Canary Islands often seek)
• An "Off-The-Beaten-Path Activity" (ideal for guys who’ve already been to the Canary Islands; this is a chance to go deeper)
Or, just hang out naked that day ... at our upscale, luxury villa.
Whatever you like, however you wish: this is The Naked Gran Canaria Villa Gay Holidays!
After booking, you’ll be sent a selection form so you can make your activity choices.
Day 1
We’ll pick you up between 1 and 4pm from the Gran Canaria airport (airport code “LPA”), or a hotel around Maspalomas, and bring you to The Naked Gay Canary Island Villa. Settle into your room, unpack, and get naked. Later, we’ll take you on a tour through the mansion.
Our first day is chill – a chance to kick back in our funky accommodation, meet other guys, go for a swim, or even take a nap if you want. But don’t sleep too long – we’ve got welcome cocktails as the entire group meets for the first time, with a delicious dinner of both Spanish and international selections.
Day 2
There’s nothing better than waking up naked, walking around naked, and having breakfast naked. Today you’ll put your clothes on, but only for a short while – because you’ll likely shed them soon!
Our “Famous” activity this day is a blissful beach day, at the Gay Nude Beach. You can walk either clothed or naked to it. A LGBT rainbow flag will indicate that you’ve arrived. The backdrop is the dunes and the Canary mountains, and on the other side, the Atlantic Ocean. In between – right on the beach – there’s a kiosk where we can get cold drinks, cocktails, and beer. With smooth sand carried over by the trade winds from the Sahara, this beach feels perfect under foot. Spend the day around men enjoying the sun – some nude, others in skimpy speedos – all age groups and nationalities coming together.
Alternatively, adventure to our “Off-the-Beaten-Path” activity: Cruising in the Sand Dunes. The best cruising spot in Maspalomas is just a short walk from our villa. Cruising offers a different sort of bliss. Are you new to cruising? No problem, we’ll give you a short “course” in how to do it – including tips, signals, what to bring, and how to do it safely. Already passed “Cruising 101” and know what to do? No problem, we’ll just point you the way. Get ready for a hot time in the desert dunes!
In the evening we’ll head out to a groovy rooftop cocktail lounge for sundowners, while the sun sets over the Atlantic Ocean. For dinner, we’ll be at an iconic seaside restaurant near the old Maspalomas lighthouse. Enjoy the tastes of classic Spanish paella, fresh salads, seafood, and grilled meats.
Famous: Gay Nude Beach of Maspalomas
Off-the-Beaten-Path: Cruising in the Sand Dunes
Day 3
Drive an All-Terrain Vehicle (or ride alongside another man at the wheel) through a volcanic landscape. Explore the mountains of South Grand Canaria, guided by experienced drivers. It’s an off-road adventure with amazing views amidst mountanous terrain and rocky deserts. Safe, but moderately bumpy!
Or go off-the-beaten-path, and visit three villages, experiencing the local culture of the Canarians. Taste the island’s well-known cheese, meet a six generation perfume-making family, enjoy honey rum with the coveted Denominación Geográfica, and learn about the curious Dragon tree that “bleeds” red liquid when cut.
After a day out, it’s nice to come home and shed your clothes. Stay naked while dinner’s on the way from the local pizza shop.
This evening, be the big kid you know you are, as we head out for a night at a charming amusement park. Take a seat with a new buddy on the ferris wheel, ride the pirate ship together, and share some cotton candy. Or, release adrenaline (while holding each other) on the 900 meter roller coaster.
Famous: ATV Rides
Off-the-Beaten-Path: Cultural Village Tour
Day 4
Your day’s wide open, starting with a slow pace from the morning – or whenever you choose to wake. Lounge in the pool… read a few pages from a book… snuggle naked with someone… and play nude billiards with new buddies. Or, have some fun in the nearby dunes, cruising for other kinds of friends: F-buddies. A day as wide open as you are, doing whatever you want.
Dinner at Yumbo Centrum. A simple idea of an outdoor mall has, in the last few decades, turned into the largest LGBTQ shopping center in the world. It’s definitely worth a visit. We’ll enjoy a relaxed dinner here.
Head back to our mansion if you want a quiet night, or stay on at Yumbo for an over-the-top Maspalomas scene. Situated on multiple floors, there’s over 200 shops, drag queen shows, gay bars, cruising places, and sex clubs. Plus heaps of hot guys walking around in various states of undress. It’s sexy and it’s Spanish, so be ready for a late night out!
Day 5
Try our “Famous” activity this day: ride a camel in the dunes. Your camel will be part of a caravan, also known as a camel train. Led by an experienced “camel driver” (that’s actually what they’re called!), you’ll get the feel of the desert in a most extraordinary way. Fun facts about these animals: they’re born without humps, they can live to 50 years, and they don’t actually store water in their humps. You can learn even more about camels, when you ride one across the Sahara-like sands of Gran Canaria.
Alternatively, go “Off-the-Beaten-Path” into the ocean, with our Submarine Descent! Enter the sub and head down to see a shipwreck, other ruins of the sea, and tremendous schools of fish. This submarine features large windows for viewing, so you can watch 25 meters go by as the vessel descends and resurfaces.
This evening, we’ll enjoy a BBQ at the villa. Feast on a mix of grilled meats and salads, and afterwards bond with other guys at our trademark Naked Gay Villa Party – a mid-week event complete with music, drinks, and connection.
Our all-male naked pool parties aren’t famous, but they do result in lasting memories. And why not? They always take place in a beautiful villa, take place on a balmy night, and have a unique combination: men au naturel, camaraderie, great music, and sexy vibes. We’ve thrown pool parties many times, and they’re always, um, raging successes.
What makes them so special? Perhaps the better question to ask is, What actually happens at these parties? Well… these private gatherings vary as much with the activities, as with the men who attend. Sometimes there are naked games. Other times, nude local guys are brought in. Sometimes there’s body painting. And sometimes, a few friends from the island join us. Always, there’s time at the pool… and delicious cocktails. With our events, you can definitely expect Everything, including lots of cocks – and tails!
Famous: Camel Rides in the Dunes
Off-the-Beaten-Path: Submarine Descent
Day 6
Visit a small authentic village with cave communities dating back to 500 AD. See centuries-old murals, and learn about people living in the Canary Islands almost 1,000 years before the Spaniards. The archeological remains of the indigenous village of Cueva Pintada can be admired from a walkway surrounding those structures preserved, so you can see the detail of the houses and indigenous caves. Did you know these early inhabitants revered the sun and the stars? They made paintings depicting a 12 section calendar, with different geometric shapes. If you like archeology, you’ll love this…
Alternatively, go “Off-the-beaten-path” with a nude hike for a true naturist experience. Whether you like being naked in public, or like being naked in nature, Spain has a refreshingly liberal approach to nudity. We’ll trek together through tropical forests in the Canary mountains. Amidst green jungle and small waterfalls, we’re really “desnudo en la naturaleza.”
In the evening, we’ll head to what’s considered one of the most beautiful places in the islands, and feel the Canarian vibe – watching the sun set over the dunes. It will not disappoint.
As we continue on for a farewell dinner at one of the island’s best steakhouses, we’ll keep the party going with good food and drink, and great company.
Famous: Archeological Cave
Off-the-Beaten-Path: Nude Hike
Day 7
On our last morning together, we’ll continue to take it slow. A leisurely morning, with another delicious breakfast compiled by naked men. There will be plenty of time to swim in the pool or exchange contacts with new friends.
As you get ready for your upcoming journey – wherever that will be – we’ll make sure you’re prepared for your next steps.
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• Be nude as much as you’d like in our flamboyant nine bedroom villa
• See things that truly interest you, with two itinerary options to choose from each day: “Famous” activities and “Off-The-Beaten-Path” activities
• Visit the world’s largest LGBTQ shopping center, with over 200 shops, bars, and restaurants
• Play ping-pong, shoot some pool, or pull a few guys for a dynamic game ‘round the foosball table. Naked men having fun together in the villa: it’s so simple…
• Explore the “Disco Dungeon” – either as a fun music space for dancing, or a sexy playspace complete with sling, cross, rim chair, and other toys for boys. Imagine both activities happening, side by side!
• Be a big kid – have a night at the amusement park. Take a seat with a new buddy on the ferris wheel, ride the pirate ship together, and share some cotton candy. Or, release adrenaline (while holding each other) on the 900 meter roller coaster.
• See one of the most beautiful places in The Canary Islands – the Maspalomas dunes – as the sun gently settles beyond the sands, over the Atlantic Ocean.
• Drive an All-Terrain Vehicle (or ride alongside another man at the wheel) through a volcanic landscape. It’s an off-road adventure with amazing views amidst mountanous terrain.
• Head out one night for an over-the-top Maspalomas gay scene at Yumbo Centre. Think drag queen shows, gay bars, cruising areas, and fetish clubs. Think guys walking around outside in various states of undress. It’s sexy and it’s Spanish, so it’s a late night out!
• Take a camel ride in the dunes, and follow the desert proverb, “One camel does not make fun of the other camel’s hump”. Who knew camels were so inclusive? Plus, they have great memories. And really long eyelashes. OK, that’s three reasons we like camels.
• Visit different villages and experience the culture of the Canarians. Taste local cheese, meet a six generation perfume-making family, taste honey rum with the coveted Denominación Geográfica, and visit the curious Dragon tree that “bleeds” red liquid when cut.
• Have a blissful beach day: From the villa, take a two minute walk to the dunes. Strip there, and continue walking naked – directly to the gay nude beach. You’ll see many guys in the sun: some nude, others in skimpy speedos. Men of all age groups and nationalities coming together.
• Fun’s not complete unless there’s Everything To See, right? Take a submarine under the Atlantic Ocean and see schools of fish, a shipwreck, and more as we submerge 25 meters.
• Cruise in the dunes. New to cruising? No problem, we’ll give you a short “course” in how to do it – including tips, signals, what to bring, and how to do it safely. Already passed “Cruising 101” and know what to do? No problem, we’ll just point you the way. Get ready for a hot time in the desert dunes!
• Let’s get naked in public and naked in nature. Spain has a refreshingly liberal approach to nudity. We’ll hike through tropical forests of the Canary mountains. Amidst green jungle and small waterfalls, we’re really “desnudo en la naturaleza”
Everything!
• Entry fees and transportation for all “Famous” activities
• Entry fees and transportation for all “Off-The-Beaten-Path” activities
• All meals, from trip start to finish
• Afternoon snacks
• Soft drinks, mineral water, coffee, and tea
• Freshly squeezed Juice-of-the-Day
• 24-hour open bar with beer, wine, vodka, gin, whisky, and rum
• Fruit basket – available all day and night
• Four Group Leaders
• Two full-body naked massages
• Services of our naked concierge at the villa
• All linens, including towels
• Laundry services
• Farewell dinner in a specially-chosen venue
• Airport/Hotel pick-up and drop-off
• All tips
Men! All kinds of men!
We welcome men of all ages… all orientations: gay, straight, bisexual, questioning… all shapes and sizes… and all nationalities. We welcome men who are seasoned nudists, as well as men who are first exploring nudism. Men who like to look at naked bodies, and men who like to be looked at.
We welcome singles, partners, poly couples and throuples. This is an experience of men coming together in camaraderie, to experience a greater sense of freedom than they normally encounter in everyday life. It’s our firm belief that every man is interesting on some level. Indeed, different backgrounds and life experiences are what makes each of our trips unique, and we hope that everyone will feel welcome to join us for this memorable villa experience.
This over-the-top accommodation has two levels, with a beautiful circular staircase. It is a five minute walk from the dunes, some simple bars en la playa, and one of the most spectacular beaches in Gran Canaria.
It has two spacious living rooms (one with a grand piano) – both bright and giving way to a large grassy private-walled garden. There’s a boomerang-shaped pool, a jacuzzi, a sauna, a fitness area, and thirteen bathrooms! The villa can accommodate up to 20 guests, in nine guest rooms. Additional space for socializing includes open dining areas, an outdoor kitchen, a game room, and a disco, which actually doubles as a dungeon.
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